Everything you need to know about Dante can be summed up in one idea: tacos, not burritos. In a city where the burrito reigns supreme, some may call him a renegade. Others, a hero. But Dante thrives in that special place between rebelliousness and duty. For instance—he steadfastly believes computers aren’t for everyone, but is still the best kind of IT manager—helpful, informed, and overrun with extra dongles to lend. In his youth, he sold his beloved bike to pay for Slayer/Pantera tickets, and, to this day, maintains it was the right decision. Dante loves the beach, his Les Paul, and was gifted with monocular vision, just like Babe Ruth.