Assistant Account Planner
If you’re thinking of going to trivia without inviting Robert, you don’t deserve to win. Lilith Fair lineups? Expert. The Barefoot Contessa’s coconut cake recipe? From memory. He’s like Seth Green in Scream: he knows his stuff, and he’s not afraid to let you know. After spending 25 years in the Bay State—surrounded by pilgrims, clams, witches, and marshmallow fluff—Robert came to San Francisco to try his luck on the West Coast. His career journey includes four different college majors, makeup tutorial video scripting, and paranormal investigation. He now considers himself the Nancy Drew of the GDP strategy team and is often hiding in the kitchen baking with softened butter, brown sugar, and “good” vanilla, or writing letters to his cat, Princess Diana, who sadly still resides in Massachusetts.